- 01
- Sep
The power of Love
- 19
- Aug
Lesson in daily management
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else…
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the
time you pick it up. ”
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend… So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his
pants down.”
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, “The bastard used coins!”
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
- 17
- Aug
Who says Hip Hop is dead?
Don’t worry, it’s not your average hip hop is dead propaganda.
Just watch it - it’s quite brilliant.
- 14
- May
Enjoy the silence
A lot of interesting things happening in my life right now.
Enjoy the silenceÂ
- 30
- Apr
Sergio Leone: A Fistful of Awesome
                 Sergio Leone
(January 3, 1929 – April 30, 1989)
- 27
- Apr
Shane Bernier is a cancer patient…..and you can help him!
Just stumbled upon this website: http://shanebernier.ca/
Seven year old Shane Bernier is a brave cancer patient at CHEO and he is asking people to send him a card for his birthday on May 30th. Shane wants to set a world record for the most number of cards received!
You don’t have to wait for his birthday to send your card. Start sending them today to:
Shane Bernier
Box 484
Lancaster Ontario
CANADA
K0C 1N0
Come on guys and help this little fella :)
I’m going to send him one from the Netherlands….
- 22
- Apr
Extra, extra, read all about it !
Gather round, children..
You may have noticed that Amsterdamn.org has been almost mass producing themes, and we are proud to say that we have succeeded in combining quantity and quality. We’ve now got about 36 themes lined up ready for use. And we here at Amsterdamn feel that that’s a nice number to stick to for a while. We’re taking a hard earned break from releasing new themes.
But we’re not going to Disneyland or Cancun folks, we’re just prioritizing. The upcoming months we will add features to the current themes and fix some minor issues. Besides that we’ve decided to do some freelance work. Fact is that we here at Amsterdamn.org have mastered many skills over the years. If anyone is interested in my services just ‘hit me up’ .
And to top it all off I’m starting a new business venture with my better half. Yes, I’m mixing business with pleasure. But we’ll keep you posted on that one.
And now you know it all..