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		<title>Lesson in daily management</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 13:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andiz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else&#8230;
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be fast. I&#8217;ll throw the money on
the floor, you bend [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,<br />
but she belonged to someone else&#8230;</p>
<p>One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to<br />
her and said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you a $100 if you let me<br />
screw you. But the girl said NO.</p>
<p>Johnny said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be fast. I&#8217;ll throw the money on<br />
the floor, you bend down, and I&#8217;ll be finished by the<br />
time you pick it up. &#8221;</p>
<p>She thought for a moment and said that she would have<br />
to consult her boyfriend&#8230; So she called her<br />
boyfriend and told him the story.</p>
<p>Her boyfriend says, &#8220;Ask him for $200, pick up the<br />
money very fast, he won&#8217;t even be able to get his<br />
pants down.&#8221;</p>
<p>So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour<br />
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his<br />
girlfriend to call.</p>
<p>Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and<br />
asks what happened.</p>
<p>She responded, &#8220;The bastard used coins!&#8221;</p>
<p>Management lesson:</p>
<p><em> Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!</em></p>
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